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A young woman went to her doctor from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor. "You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman. "What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific." The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried. The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, "You have a broken finger." Dentist: $100.00. Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work? Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like.

Patient Doctor what should I do if from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points? Doctor: Sell!

A man walks into a doctors office from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."

Patient Im in a hospital Why am from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus. Patient: What happened? Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first? Patient: Give me the bad news first. Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them. Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news? Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.

The Doctor was puzzled Im very sorry from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
The Doctor was puzzled "I'm very sorry but I can't diagnose your trouble, Mahoney. I think it must be drink. " "Don't worry about it Dr. Kelley, I'll come back when you're sober."

Doctor Doctor I think Im a python from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a python You can't get round me just like that you know!

Doctor Doctor I think Im an electric from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an electric eel That's shocking!

Doctor Doctor I think Im a bridgeWhats from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bridge What's come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking Im a from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a woodworm How boring for you!

Doctor Doctor Youve got to help me from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking Do you drink a lot? Not really - I spill most of it!

Doctor Doctor I cant get to sleep from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep. Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.

Doctor Doctor Im so ugly what can from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!

Doctor Doctor what did the xray of from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show? Absolutely nothing!

Doctor Doctor Im having trouble with my from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Doctor, Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing. I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!

Doctor Doctor I feel like a needleI from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle. I see your point! Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad? Well, I ouldn't start watching any new soap operas!

Doctor Doctor I feel like a dogSit from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog! Sit!

Doctor Doctor I think Im a mothGet from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a moth Get out of the way, your in my light!

Doctor Doctor I keep seeing an insect from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!

Doctor Doctor I keep seeing doublePlease sit from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing double. Please sit on the couch. Which one!

Doctor Doctor I need something to keep from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox!